These should Exist 

Question! What causes more damage then Nunchuks

Answer!  Nun Chucks 

If anyone knows if these actually exist hit me up, I know i’d buy them lol. and while im on the Chuck Norris subject, why not share my favorite top ten Chuck Norris facts. 

My Chuck Norris Top 10 Facts

  1. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch he dicides what time it is.
  2. when the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  3. when Chuck Norris is late. time better slow the hell down.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t Bowl strikes, He knocks down 1 pin and the other 9 faint.
  5. Some people ask for a tissue when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
  6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity,,,, Twice.
  7. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.
  8. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and smells like chicken But chuck Norris says it’s beef, then its bloody beef.
  9. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
  10. huck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

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